Chelsea Terrace Chants and Songs

Here’s a selection of songs from the very extensive Chelsea songbook. We’ll be adding to this from time to time!

A IS FOR…

Attack, Attack lyrics

Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
(repeated)

 

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole lyrics

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole,
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole,
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole,
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole…

 

Andriy Shevchenko lyrics

Andriy Shevchenko(Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko (Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko(Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko (Clapping)…

 

Alex Ferguson lyrics

TROPHY SONG (Knick knack paddy wack)

FER…GUS…SON,
Can you hear,
You’re gonna win f**k all this year
With a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Chelsea’s trophy’s coming home!

 

A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives lyrics

A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he’s immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he’s our man…

Anti Gerrard lyrics

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He likes to start fights in bars,
His woman is a fat tart,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard…

 

Another Anti-Gerrard lyrics

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard..

 

Abramovich lyrics

Roman Abramovich,
Roman Abramovich,
Roman Abramovich,
Roman Abramovich,

 

Ashley Cole Song lyrics

Ashley’s, going to Wembley,
Ashley’s, going to Wembley,
La la la la…

 

Andy Reid lyrics

Big..!
Fat..!
Andy Reid,
Loves McDonalds and a Burger King..!
(Say over and over again to wind him up)

 

Ashley Cole lyrics

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole,
Running down the wing,
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole,
On the Chelsea team,
Ronaldo runs at him,
Ash is gonna win,
Ashley Cole Ashley Cole..

 

Arsenal, Always Cheating lyrics

Same old Arsenal, always cheating,
Same old Arsenal, always cheating,
Same old Arsenal, always cheating…

B IS FOR…

Blue Is The Colour lyrics

Footie fan Blue is the colour
Football is the game
W’re all together
And winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos chelsea, chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play

You’re welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We’re all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we’ll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We’re all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We’re all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

 

Blowing Bubbles lyrics

Im forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They touch the sky,
And like West Ham they fade and die

Tottenham’s always running,
Arsenal’s running too,
Were the Chelsea boys in blue,
And were running after you.
Chelsea (clap)(clap)(clap)
Chelsea…

 

Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!! lyrics

Ooooooooooooooooooohhh!!!
We’re bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy lalalalala,
We’re bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy lalalalala!!!

repeat until knackered!!

 

Brana Ivanovic lyrics

He silenced The Kop,
He silenced The Kop,
Branislav Ivanovic,
He Silenced The Kop!!!!!

 

Brana Ivanovic

Brana Ivanovic,

Brana Ivanovic,

Brana Ivanovic,

Brana Ivanovic,

 

Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down lyrics

The blues go up,
The reds go down,
Chelsea are the best so dont give a frown
(repeat till bored)

 

Blue Heart lyrics

I am a blueheart, loyal and true
I’m proud to wear the yellow white and blue
Strong as a rock with standards high!
I follow chelsea till the day I die…

 

Back To Your Sh** Hole lyrics

Back to your s*** hole,
You’re going back to your s*** hole,
Back to your s*** hole,
You’re going back to your s*** hole..

 

Ballack Wonderland lyrics

There’s only one Michael Ballack, one Michael Ballack,
He scores a goal and,
He invades Poland,
In a Michael Ballack wonderland…

 

The Best Behaved Supporters lyrics

We’re the best behaved supporters in the land,
We’re the best behaved supporters in the land,
We’re the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We’re a right bunch of b*stards when we lose,
We’re a right bunch of b*stards when we lose,
We’re a right bunch of b*stards, right bunch of b*stard,
Right bunch of b*stards when we lose…

 

Blue Day lyrics

The only place to be, every other Saturday
Is strolling down the Fulham Road
Meet your mates, have a drink, have a moan and start to think
Will there ever be a blue tomorrow?

We’ve waited so long, but we’d wait forever
Our blood is blue and we would leave you never
And when we make it, it’ll be together…
Oh oh oh

Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day
Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day

Oi!
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala…

We’ve got some memories, albeit from the seventies
When Ossie and co. restored our pride
Now we’ve got hope in our team and suddenly it’s not a dream
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high

We’ve waited so long, but we’d wait forever
Our blood is blue and we would leave you never
And when we make it, it’ll be together…
Oh oh oh

Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day
Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day

Oi!
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala…

Now even Heaven is blue today
You should hear the Chelsea roar
Hear the Chelsea roar…

Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day
Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day

Chelsea, Chelsea
Chelsea, Chelsea
We’re gonna make this a blue day

 

Bosingwa Kung Fu lyrics

To the tune of “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting”

Bosingwa loves kung fu fighting,
Kicked Benayoun in the backside,
And we found it very exciting,
When the linesman said it was fine

 

Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! lyrics

My Old Man Version 1

My old man said be a Tottenham fan

I said f*ck off b*llocks, you’re a c*nt

We’ll take the Tottenham in half a minute

We’ll take the North Bank and all that’s in it

With hatchets and hammers

Carving knifes and spanners

We’ll show those West Ham bastards how to fight

If you can’t take the North bank in half a minute

You can’t be a Chelsea fan

My Old Man Version 2

My old man said be a Tottenham fan

I said f*ck off b*llocks, you’re a c*nt

We’ll take the North Stand in half a minute

We’ll take the South End and all that’s in it

With hatchets and hammers

Carving knives and spanners

We’ll show them Tottenham bastards what to do

You’ll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it

And you’re not wearing the blue

My old man said be a Tottenham fan,
And I said f**k off, b****cks you’re a c**t,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Tottenham fan for just one minute
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We’ll show the Tottenham b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Tottenham fan,

Altogether now…
The Cry Was No Surrender,
Surrender Or You’ll Die (Die, Die),
With Heart And Hand,
And Sword And Shield,
We’ll Guard Old Shed End Walls….

 

Build a Bonfire lyrics

Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Stick a spurs fan on the top,
Put West Ham in the middle and then burn the f***ing lot…

 

Blame It On Riise lyrics

Don’t blame it on JT!
Don’t blame it on our money!
Don’t blame it on the referee!
Blame it on the Riise!!!

Battersea

I am a Chelsea boy and that’s all I’ll ever be

So don’t you greedy bastards move my club to Battersea

My heart is at the Bridge and it’s there that it will stay

As the Blues go marching on

 

Benches

Benches give us a song, benches benches give us a song!

C IS FOR…

Chelsea, Chelsea lyrics

Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea…

 

Come On Chelsea lyrics

Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea..

 

Carefree lyrics

Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous CFC,
And we don’t give a f**k,
Whoever you may be,
‘Cos we are the famous CFC…

 

Celery lyrics

Celery, Celery,
If she don’t c*m,
I’ll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery…

 

Chelsea (Clapping) lyrics

(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!

 

Chelsea Till I Die lyrics

Chelsea till I die,
I’m Chelsea till I die,
I know I am,
I’m sure I am,
I’m Chelsea till I die..

 

Chelsea, Champions lyrics

Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!

 

Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya lyrics

If you’re standing,
On a corner,
With a red scarf,
Round your neck,
Chelsea boys,
Will come and get ya,
And we’ll break,
Your f*****g neck,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la..

Chelsea Reject lyrics

Chelsea reject,
Chelsea reject,
Hello,
Hello,
Chelsea reject,
Chelsea reject,
Hello,
Hello…
(repeated)

Champions! lyrics

Champions!
Champions!
Champions!
Champions!…

Cheerio lyrics

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio,
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-o,
Cheerio cheerio cheerio!
Cheerio! CHEERIO!

Come Along! lyrics

Come along,
Come along,
Come along and sing this song.
Boys in blue,
Division 2,
We won’t be here for long…

Champions League Larff lyrics

Champions League,
We’re having a laugh,
Champions League,
We’re having a laugh,
Champions League,
We’re having a laugh,
Champions League,
We’re having a laugh..

Can You Hear The Bell Ring lyrics

Can you hear the bell ring,
No, no,
Can you hear the bell ring,
No, no,
Can you hear the bell ring,
I can’t hear a f*cking thing,
Woahoh oah,
Ssssshhhh…

Cheryl Cole Song lyrics

Ashley Cole where ever you may be,
Cheryl has always been easy,
but it could be worse you could be a red,
without Cheryl in your king size bed…

or

Ashley Cole where ever you may be,
Cheryl has always been easy,
but it could be worse you could be a red,
wanting Gerrard in your king size bed…

Chelsea Double lyrics

Double, Double, Double,
Chelsea has won the Double,
And the sh*t from the Lane,
Won f*ck all again,
And Chelsea won the Double…

(2,3,4)

Double, Double, Double,
JT has won the Double,

and the sh*t from the Lane,
won f*ck all again,
and JT won the Double…

(2,3,4)

Etc.

Could Be Worse lyrics

Could be worse,
We could be Leeds,
Could be worse,
We could be Leeds…

Chelsea Boys We Are Here lyrics

Chelsea boys we are here, oh, oh,
Chelsea boys we are here, oh, oh,
Chelsea boys we are here,
S*ag your women drink your beer,
Woah..

Coleen Is A Slapper lyrics

Coleen is a slapper,
She’s got love bites on her neck,
And when she’s shagging Rooney,
She thinks of Petr Cech…

Ohh Coleen is a slapper,
She can’t get enough jizz,
And when she’s shagging Rooney,
She screams David Luiz…

Cech Has Got His Hat On lyrics

Cech has got his hat on,
Hip hip hip hooray,
Cech has got his hat on,
You’re not gonna score today…

Chelsea White And Blue lyrics

CHELSEA, CHELSEA, you know our love is true,
we’re all crazy we will always follow you,
Scouser, Goon or Manc,
you all aint worth a w*nk,
Coz we look sweet,
Walking down the street,
Wearing the CHELSEA white and blue…

Couldn’t Sell All Your Tickets lyrics

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn’t sell all your tickets,
Sell all your tickets,
You couldn’t sell all your tickets…
(repeated)

Cheat Ronaldo lyrics

He falls on the left,
He cheats on the riiight,
That f**k up Ronaldo,
He is a bag of shi*e…

Chelsea Ranger lyrics

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger,
I wanna live a life of danger.
I wanna beat Spurs every week,
I wanna chase ’em down the streets.
Here’s to the girl who I like best,
Every night I suck her breasts.
S**g her standing,
S**g her lying,
If she had wings,
I’d s**g her flying.

Now shes dead.
Not forgotten,
dig her up,
S**g her rotten

oooooooooh… Chelsea
oooooooooh… Chelsea

Chelsea Alouette lyrics

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette,
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette,
Have you seen a Gunner’s wife,
Have you seen a Gunner’s wife,
A Gunner’s wife, A Gunner’s wife,
A club foot, A club foot,
A hairy arms, A hairy arms,
A VD, A VD,
A 48s, A 48s,
A double chin, A double chin,

A hair lip, A hair lip,
A broken nose, A broken nose,
A wonkey eye, A wonkey eye,
And golden hair…

Cheap Scousers lyrics

Let’s all go to Tesco’s
Where Scousers buy their best clothes,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!!!!!

Chim Chimenee lyrics

Chim chimenee,
Chim chimenee,
Chim chim cheroo,
We hate the b*stards in claret and blue…

Chelsea Aggro lyrics

Bertie Mee,
Asked Bill Shankly,
Ever heard of North Bank Highbury?
Shankly: No i don’t think so,
But I’ve heard of the Chelsea, aggro…

Chelsea aggro,
Chelsea aggro,
Allo,
Allo.
(Repeat til bored)

Carvalho lyrics

Carvalho, woah-oh-oh-oh,
Carvalho, woah-oh-oh-oh,
He comes from Portugal,
He hates the Arsenal…

D IS FOR…

Didier Drogba lyrics

Didier Drogba, tra lala,
Didier Drogba, traaa lalala,
Didier Drogba, tra lala,
Didier Drogba, traaa lalala..

Down With The Tottenham lyrics

Down with the Tottenham,
You’re going down with the Tottenham,
Down with the Tottenham,
You’re going down with the Tottenham…

Does The Circus Know You’re Here lyrics

Does the circus know you’re here,
Does the circus know you’re here,
Does the circus,
Does the circus,
Does the circus know you’re here…

Dennis Wise lyrics

Oh Dennis Wise,
Scored a f***ing great goal,
In the San Siro,
With ten minutes to go…

Didier Drogba lyrics

We brought the boy in from Marseille,
Drogba! Drogba!
25 mil we had to pay,
Drogba! Drogba!
He’s gotten fat,
But he’ll be back!
Better and stronger than Michael Ballack!
Didier Drogba!
Chelseas number 11!
Na na na na na…etc.

Disco Dancing Drogba lyrics

Disco Dancing Drogba,
Disco Dancing Drogba,
Na na na na,
Na na na na…

Disco Dancing Drogba,
Disco Dancing Drogba,
Na na na na,
Na na na na…

Diva Ronaldo lyrics

Diva Ronaldo,
Diva Ronaldo,
He’s a f*****g cheat,
Diving on the floor,
Diva Ronaldo…

Does Your Butler Know Your Here? lyrics

Does your butler,
Does your butler,
Does your butler know your here,
Does your butler know your here…

Dimitar Dimitar lyrics

Dimitar Dimitar,
Your mum washes windscreens,
On the north circular…

Desailly lyrics

He’s Marcel Desailly,
He’s Marcel Desailly,
He’s hard as f**k,
He is the rock,
He’s Marcel Desailly…

Do The Obi Mikel lyrics

Doooo the Obi Obi,
Doooo the Obi Obi,
Doooo the Obi Obi,
Fergie’s gonna soon pass out HA HA!!!!

You put you contract in,
You pull your contract out,
You put your contract in,
And you **** Man U about.
You say that you’ll sign that contract then you turn around,
And Fergie’s gonna soon pass out HA HA!!

Debt Free Chelsea lyrics

Debt free, wherever you may be,
We’re gonna buy everyone we see,
Cos we don’t give a f**k about the transfer fee,
Cos we are the wealthy CFC!

Delia Smith lyrics

We’ve got Abramovich,
You’ve got a drunken bitch,
We’ve got Abramovich,
You’ve got a drunken bitch…

Di Matteo

One Di Matteo

There’s only one Di Matteo

One Di Matteo

There’s only one Di Matteo

David Luiz

Oh David Luiz

You are the love of my life

Oh David Luiz

I’d let you shag my wife

Oh David luiz

I want curly hair too

E IS FOR…

Elephant Man lyrics

The Elephant man,
The Elephant maaaaannnn,
Jolean Lescott,
The Elephant man,

Essien-En-En lyrics

Essien-en-en,
He is our midfield engine,
Essien-en-en,
Big man likes to get stuck in,
To the left, to the right,
To the Ghana beat all night,
He is built like a tank,
And he s*its on all the Mancs

Empty Seats lyrics

They’re here,
They’re there,
They’re every f*cking where,
Empty seats,
Empty seats…

They’re here,
They’re there,
They’re every f*cking where,
Empty seats,
Empty seats…

F IS FOR…

F**k Em All lyrics

F**k em all,
F**k em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool (and Millwall)
Cos we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so f**k all the rest…

Forever and Ever lyrics

Forever and ever,
We`ll follow our team,
For we are the Chelsea,
And we are supreme,
We’ll never be mastered,
By no northern b***ards,
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high.

Flying high, up in the sky,
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley,
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high..

Follow, Follow, Follow lyrics

Follow, Follow, Follow,
There was only two minutes to go,
It was Wayne Bridge’s Goal,
That sent us out of control,
And sent the Arsenal out of Euro….

F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History lyrics

F*ck of Scouse F.C,
We all know its jealousy,
Now you cant admit,
That your team is sh*t,
And you have no future and no wit..

Also

Fuck  off Liverpool FC,

Heysel & Hillsborough’s your history

And we don’t give a fuck about your Euro Cups

Cos we are the famous CFC

F*ck off Liverpool FC

F*ck off Liverpool FC ,
We don’t care bout your history,
Cause you’re a sh*t team now and your living in the past,
So shove your history up your a*se!

Frank Lampard lyrics

We brought the boy in from West Ham,
Lampard!Lampard!
He plays with passion, and with calm,
Lampard!Lampard!
He looks around,
He finds the pass,
Or else he’ll shoot,
And score with class!
Frank Lampard,
Chelseas number 8!
Na na na na na…etc.

Feed The Geordies lyrics

Feed the Geordies,
Let them know its Christmas time,
Feed the Geordies,
Let them know its Christmas time…

Follow Follow Follow 2009 lyrics

Follow, Follow, Follow,
There was plenty of time to go,
It was Branislav’s goals,
That sent us out of control,
And left the Scouse in Anfield in sorrow…

Football Ground You’re Having A Laugh lyrics

Football ground yer having laff,
Football ground yer having laff,
Football ground yer having laff,
Football ground yer having laff…

Florent Malouda lyrics

Florent Malouda Louda Louda, Florent Malouda, hey!
Florent Malouda Louda Louda, Florent Malouda, hey!
Florent Malouda Louda Louda, Florent Malouda, hey!
Florent Malouda Louda Louda, Florent Malouda, hey!

Frank Lebeouf lyrics

He’s here,
He’s there,
We’re not allowed to swear
FRANK LEBEOUF, FRANK LEBEOUF

Feed The Scousers lyrics

Feed the scousers,
Let them know it’s Christmas time…

G IS FOR…

Gianfranco Zola lyrics

Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la,
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la….
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la,
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la….

Gianfranco Song (Julian Dicks)

Get Yer Tits Out! lyrics

Get yer t*ts out,
Get yer t*ts out,
Get yer t*ts out for the lads,
Get yer t*ts out for the lads…
(repeat)

Goal Kick lyrics

OOOOOOH YOUR S*** AHHHHHHHHH
repeated when a goalkeeper take a goal kick

Gerrard’s In Prison, What’s His Missus Doing? lyrics

Song goes along with Winter Wonderland!

Stevie G, where’s your missus?
She’s at home doing the dishes,
When your inside,
Her legs will be wide,
Taking a dirty scouser up the a**e!

H IS FOR…

Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys lyrics

Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,
Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow the Chelsea.

Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League lyrics

Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen the Geordies,
Ever seen the Geordies,
Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league…

He Comes From The Ukraine lyrics

He Scores Goals, Whoa,
He Scores Goals, Whoa,
He comes from the Ukraine,
Shevchenko is his name…

Here For The Chelsea lyrics

Here for the Chelsea,
You’re only here for the Chelsea,
Here for the Chelsea,
You’re only here for the Chelsea…

Have You Eaten All Your Mates? lyrics

Have you eaten,
Have you eaten,
Have you eaten all your mates?,
Have you eaten all your mates?….

Hey Dibble lyrics

We don’t need no police protection,
We don’t need no ground control,
Hey dibble,
Leave those kids alone…

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head with a baseball bat

Oh Yeah Oh Yeah

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head

Hit him on the head with a baseball bat

Oh Yeah Oh Yeah

I IS FOR…

In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it’s a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum’s on the game and your dad’s in the nick
You can’t get a job ’cause your too fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair
All of your kids are in council care
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
There’s piss on the pavement and shit on the path
You finger your grandma and think it’s a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

It’s All Quiet lyrics

It’s all gone quiet over there,
All gone quiet over there,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
It’s all gone quiet over there,

It’s So Quiet Fratton Park lyrics

Its so quiet,
Its so quiet,
Its so quiet Fratton Park,

Its so quiet,
Its so quiet,
Its so quiet Fratton Park…

Its So Easy lyrics

Its so easy,
Its so easy,
Its so easy,
At Upton Park…

Its So Easy At The Lane lyrics

It’s so easy at the Lane,
It’s so easy,
It’s so easy,
It’s so easy at the Lane…

Ivanovic

Ivanovic, na, na, na, na, na

Ivanovic, na, na, na, na,

Ivanovic, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,

Chelsea’s number 2

Is That All She Get’s At Home lyrics

Is that all she gets at home,
Is that all she gets at home,
Is that all,
Is that all,
Is that all she gets at home
Is that all she gets at home…

If You Follow Leeds lyrics

If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be f*ckin’ scum.
If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be f*ckin’ scum.

I Can’t Help Falling In Love With Chelsea lyrics

Wise men say only fools rush in,
But I can’t help falling in love with,
Chelsea (clap x3), Chelsea (clap x3), Chelsea (clap x3)…

I was born under the Chelsea shed

J IS FOR…

Jose Mourinho lyrics

Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho..

John Arne Riise lyrics

John Arne Riise,
Oohh, aaahhh,
I wanna know-ow-ow,
How you scored that goal!

You Ginger C**t!

John Terry lyrics

John Terry, John Terry, John Terry.
John Terry, John Terry, John Terry.
John Terry, John Terry, John Terry.
John Terry, John Terry…
repeat……………

Joey Cole lyrics

He’s here,
He’s there,
He’s every f***ing where,
Joey Cole,
Joey Cole…

Juliano Belletti lyrics

Juliano Belletti,
Juliano Belletti,
Juliano Belletti,
Juliano Belletti…

K IS FOR…

Kalou Song lyrics

He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,
He don’t do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,
He crossed the ball from the left,
It landed right on Riise’s head,
That’s why we love Salomon Kalou,
La la la la la la la la la…

Kalou V.2 lyrics

Chim Chiminee,
Chim Chiminee,
Chim Chim Charoo,
Who needs Wayne Rooney when we’ve got Kalou!!!

Knees Up Mother Brown

Knees up Mother Brown

Knees up Mother Brown

Under the table you must go

Eye ai eye ai eye ai oh

If I catch you bending

I’ll saw those knees right off

Knees up knees up

Don’t let a breeze up

Knees up Mother Brown

Oh my what a rotten song

What a rotten song

What a rotten song

Oh my what a rotten song

And what a rotten singer too-oo-oo

L IS FOR…

La La La Chelsea lyrics

La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea…

Loyal Supporters lyrics

Loyal Supporters,
De de de de de,
Loyal Supporters,
De de de de de,
Loyal Supporters,
De de de de de…

Let’s All Have A Disco lyrics

10,
9,
8,
7,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1,

Let’s All Have A Disco,
Let’s All Have A Disco,
Na na na na,
Na na na na…

Let’s go fucking mental

Let’s go fucking mental,
Let’s go fucking mental,
Na na na na,
Na na na na..

M IS FOR…

Michael Essien lyrics

Na, na, na, na, nana,
Michael Essien,Essien,
Michael Essien…

Matthew Harding’s Blue Army lyrics

Matthew Harding’s blue army,
(We hate Tottenham),
Matthew Harding’s blue army,
(We hate Tottenham),
Matthew Harding’s blue army,
(We hate Tottenham),
Matthew Harding’s blue army…

Makalele lyrics

One maka,
Two maka,
3 Makalele,
4 maka, 5 maka, 6 Makalele,
7 maka, 8 maka, 9 Makalele CLAAAAAUDE MAKALELE!

Molly Malone

In Dublin’s fair city,

Where the girls are so pretty,

I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,

As she wheeled her wheel-barrow,

Through streets broad and narrow,

Crying

Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap)

N IS FOR…

North Stand lyrics

We’re the north stand,
We’re the north stand,
We’re the north stand,
Stamford Bridge!

North Stand do your job

North Stand, North Stand,

Do your job, North stand

Do your job

O IS FOR…

One England Captain lyrics

One England captain,
There’s only one England captain,
One England captain,
There’s only one England captain…

One Stand Singing lyrics

One stand singing,
There’s only one stand singing,
One stand singing,
There’s only one stand singing…

One Song lyrics

One song!
You’ve only got one song!
You’ve only got one song!
You’ve only got one song!

Osgood lyrics

Out from the shed came a young rising star,
Scoring against Jennings from near and from far,
When Chelsea won the game like we all knew they would,
The star of that great team was Peter Osgood

Osgood Osgood Osgood Osgood,
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge,
Osgood Osgood Osgood Osgood,
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge…

Oh Wayne Bridge lyrics

Oh Wayne Bridge,
Scored a f*****g great goal,
In the Highbury s**t hole,
Two minutes to go…

Oh Frankie Lampard lyrics

Oh Frankie Lampard,
Because he hates Man U,
Oh Frankie Lampard,
He hates then Scouse cu*ts too,
Oh Frankie Lampard,
A through through Blue,
Oh Frankie Lampard,
You’re too good to be true…

One Team In London lyrics

One Team in London,
There’s only One Team in London,
One Team in London,
There’s only One Team in London.

One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had lyrics

One dead Granny Steven Ireland had,
One dead Granny Steven Ireland had,
And then she came out and said she was quite sad,
That her Manc scum grandson has gone f***in’ mad.

P IS FOR…

Paulo Ferreira lyrics

Paulo Ferreira,
Clap, clap, clap,
Paulo Ferreira,
Clap, clap, clap,
Paulo Ferreira,
Clap, clap, clap,
Paulo Ferreira,
Clap, clap, clap,

Posh Spice lyrics

Posh Spice she is a slapper,
She takes it up the a**e,
And when she’s f***ing Beckham,
She thinks of Frank Lampard

And it’s Super, Super Frank,
Super, Super Frank,
Super, Super Frank,
Super Frankie Lampard…

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Pompey lyrics

F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off,
F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off,
F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off,
F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off…

Petr Cech lyrics

Helmet on his head,
Padding on his chin,
We love Petr Cech,
Cos he lets no goals in…

Palace, Palace lyrics

Palace, Palace,
Who the f*ck is Palace, Palace, Palace,
Who the f*ck is Palace, Palace, Palace…

Proud To Love The Chelsea lyrics

If your proud to love the Chelsea clap
your hands (clap clap),
If your proud to love the Chelsea clap
your hands (clap clap),
If your proud to love the Chelsea,
Proud to love the Chelsea,
Proud to love the Chelsea clap your hands (clap
clap)…

Q IS FOR…

Que Sera Sera lyrics

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be will be,
We’re going to Wembley,
Que Sera Sera…

R IS FOR…

Robert Fleck lyrics

And No1 is Robert Fleck,
And No2 is Robert Fleck,
And No3 is Robert Fleck,
And No4 is Robert Fleck,
And No5 is Robert Fleck,
And No6 is Robert Fleck,
And No7 is Robert Fleck,
And No8 is Robert Fleck,
And No9 is Robert Fleck,
And No10 is Robert Fleck,

And No11 is Robert Fleck,
And No12 is Robert Fleck,
(1, 2, 3, 4)
We all live in a Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world,
We all live in a Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world…

Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box lyrics

Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
If He Cant Get A Goal,
He Will F**king Fall
Oh Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box…!

Riccy Carvalho lyrics

(Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon):

Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy Carvalho,
Carvalho,
Carvalho,
Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy Carvalho,
Carvalho,
Carvalho…

Rafa Benitez

You’re not wanted here

You’re not wanted here

F*ck off Benitez

You’re not wanted here

S IS FOR…

Super Frankie Lampard lyrics

Super, super Frank,
Super, super Frank,
Super, super Frank,
Super Frankie Lampard…

Silverware

Silverware, silverware, you ain’t got no silverware,

from Upton Park to anywhere, you ain’t got no silverware

Speak F*cking English lyrics

Speak f*cking English,
Why don’t you speak f*cking English,
Speak f*cking English,
Why don’t you speak f*cking English…

Spell It Out: C H E L S E A lyrics

Why don’t you give me a C
C!
H!
H!
E!
E!
L!
L!
S!
S!

E!
E!
A!
A!
Whose gonna win the Champions League?
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)…

Shall We Sing A Song For You lyrics

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing a song for you…

Stand Up For The Champions lyrics

Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions…

Score, Score, Score lyrics

Score, score, score,
Once you get one you’ll get more,
We’ll sing your assembly,
When we get to Wembley,
So come on you Chelsea and score…

Stand Up For The Special One lyrics

Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One…

Stand Up If You’ve Got A Job lyrics

Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job…

Sheep S*aggin’ Bast*rd lyrics

Sheep s*aggin’ b*stard,
You’re just a sheep s*aggin’ b*stard,
Sheep s*aggin’ b*stard,
You’re just a sheep s*aggin’ b*stard…

Sad Mackem B***Ard lyrics

Sad Mackem b**tard,
You’re just a Mackem b**tard,
Sad Mackem b**tard,
You’re just a Mackem b**tard..

Stick Your Camera Up Your … lyrics

You can stick your f*cking camera up your a*se,
You can stick your f*cking camera up your a*se,
You can stick your f*cking camera,
Stick your f*cking camera,
Stick your f*cking camera up your a*se.
SIDEWAYS!!

Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give our support a bad name. Or anyone who spends the game taking pictures.

Steven Gerrard lyrics

He’s fat,
He’s Scouse,
He’ll probably rob your house,
Steven Gerrard! Steven Gerrard!

She Fell Over lyrics

She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over…

Steve Bruce lyrics

Steve Bruce,
He’s got a big fat head,
He’s got a big fat head,
He’s got a big fat head…

Steven Gerrard lyrics

Song lyrics for Gerrard Is A W*nker

Oooohh, Gerrard is a w*nker,
He plays for Liverpool,
His missus was a prostitute,
While she was in school,
She now works as a model,
Her t*ts and a*se on show,
And if you want to s*ag the s*ag,
It’s 40 pence a go!

Scouser Scum lyrics

All you do is,
All you do is,
All you do is f*ck your mums!
All you do is f*ck your mums!

Strollin’

Strolling, just strolling, In the cool of the evening air, I don’t envy the rich in their automobiles, For a motor car is phoney. I’d rather shag a pony, When I’m strolling, just strolling, With the light of the moon above, Ev’ry night I go out strolling, And I know my luck is rolling, When I’m strolling with the one I love.

Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap)

Strolling, just strolling, In the cool of the evening air, Ev’ry man and his dog keeps on walking for miles And we don’t care who tramps most, But they can never pass one lamp post, When they’re strolling, just strolling, In the light of the moon above Though we might think we’re good planners, But the blighters won’t learn manners, Though they’re strolling with the ones they love.

Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap) Chelsea (clap clap clap)

Super Chelsea

And it’s super Chelsea
Super Chelsea F.C
We’re by far the greatest team…
the world has ever seen
(repeat)

T IS FOR…

There’s Only One Team In Fulham lyrics

One team in Fulham,
There’s only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulham,
There’s only one team in Fulham..

Top Of The League lyrics

Top of the league and we’re ‘avin’ a laff.
Top of the league and we’re ‘avin’ a laff.
Top of the league and we’re ‘avin’ a laff.
Top of the league and we’re ‘avin’ a laff.

Tommy Baldwin lyrics

His name is Tommy Baldwin and he’s the leader of the team,
What team? The finest football team, the world has ever seen,
Weee’re the Fulham road supporters and we’re louder than the kop,
What kop? And if you want to argue, we’ll kill the fu**ing lot!

Taking The P*ss lyrics

Taking the p*ss we’re having a laugh,
Taking the p*ss and we’re having a laugh,
Taking the p*ss we’re having a laugh,
Taking the p*ss and we’re having a laugh…

Torres lyrics

He was a Red, they were so proud, Torres Torres,
They used to sing his name so loud, Torres Torres,
He loved them till they robbed his house,
But now he’s Blue and hates the scouse,
Fernando Torres Chelsea’s number 9

He’s now a Blue he was a red, Torres Torres
He hates the c*ck but loves The Shed, Torres Torres,
No longer needs to go and rob,
Cause now he’s got a proper job,
Fernando Torres Chelsea’s number 9…

You’ll always walk alone he said -Torres, Torres !
He was too good to be a red- Torres, Torres !
They bought the lad from sunny spain, he scored a few then grew a brain!
Fernando Torres, Chelsea’s new number 9!

Town Full Of Scrubbers lyrics

Town full of scrubbers,
Yer just a town full of scrubbers,
Town full of scrubbers,
Yer just a town full of scrubbers…

Tevez Song lyrics

Tevez,
He’s got a Monkey head,
He’s got a Monkey head,
He’s got a Monkey head,
Tevez…

The Referre’s A W*nker lyrics

The Referee’s a w*nker!
The Referee’s a w*nker!
The Referee’s a w*nker!
The Referee’s a w*nker!

Tractor Song

I can’t sing and I can’t fight but that don’t really matter,

Coz I can’t read and I can’t write but I can drive a Tractor

V IS FOR…

Viva John Terry lyrics

Viva John Terry!!
Viva John Terry!!
He’s a true Blue,
And he hates Man U,
Viva John Terry!!

also sung when he scored a goal against United:

Viva John Terry!
Viva John Terry!
76th min,
And he heads it in,
Viva John Terry!

Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) lyrics

Viva Ronaldo, Viva Ronaldo
Money grabbin kid,
Going to Madrid,
Viva Ronaldo!

Viva Malouda lyrics

Viva Malouda,
Viva Malouda,
Running down the wing,
Hear the Chelsea sing,
Viva Malouda…….

W IS FOR…

When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus) lyrics

Oh when The Blues,
Go steaming in,
Oh when The Blues go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the blues go steamin’ in..

We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League lyrics

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like the team,
That’s gonna win the Champions League,
We shall not be moved…

Who The F**K Are Man United lyrics

Who the f**K are Man United,
Who the f**K are Man United,
Who the f**K are Man United,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on…

We Love You Chelsea lyrics

We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
Oh Chelsea we love you..

We All Follow The Chelsea lyrics

We All Follow The Chelsea,
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We All Follow The Chelsea,
Onnnntooo vi-ic-toreee…

We Hate Tottenham lyrics

We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham…

We Pay For Your Hats (To Be Sung To The Police) lyrics

We paid for your hats,
We paid for your hats,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for your hats!

We paid for your hats,
We paid for your hats,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for your hats!

We’re Going To Moscow lyrics

We’re going to Moscow,
We’re going to Moscow,
F*ck yer history,
We’re going to Moscow…

We’re going to Moscow,
We’re going to Moscow,
F*ck yer history,
We’re going to Moscow…

We Were There lyrics

When Wise went up,
To lift the FA Cup,
We were there,
We were there.

We All Hate Leeds… lyrics

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all f*cking hate Leeds,
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all f*cking hate Leeds,
Repeated till you like!

Where’s The Bell? lyrics

Where’s the w**ker?
Where’s the w**ker?
Where’s the w**ker with the bell?
Where’s the w**ker with the bell?

When The Blues lyrics

Oh when the Blues, go marching in,
Oh when the Blues go marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Blues go marching in…

We Are Top Of The League lyrics

We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league,
We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league…

Who Are Qpr lyrics

(To the tune of Ooh Ahh Paul McGrath)
Who are QPR say who are QPR?
Who are QPR say who are QPR?
Who are QPR say who are QPR?
Who are QPR say who are QPR?

West London Is Yours?

West London is yours,

West London is yours,

10 blokes in Acton are you fucking sure

We’re Stayin At Home lyrics

We’re staying at home,
We’re staying at homeeeee,
F*ck UEFA,
We’re staying at home…

We Forgot That You Were ‘ere lyrics

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were ‘ere,
We forgot that you were ‘ere…

Who Are Ya? lyrics

Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya..

We Want You To Stay! lyrics

We want you to stay!
We want you to stay!
Guss Hiddink!
We want you to stay!

We Won The Double lyrics

We won the double,
We won the double,
F*ck your history,
We won the double …

We’ll Never Play You Again lyrics

We’ll never play you again,
We’ll never play you again,
We’ll never play you again,

Sung Until Started Next Chant

Where’s Ya Silverware? lyrics

Seven years, where’s ya silverware?
It’s been Seven years, where’s ya silverware?
Seven years, where’s ya silverware?
It’s been seven years, where’s ya silverware?

Who’s That Man We All Adore lyrics

Whose that man from Stamford Bridge,
Whose that man we all adore,
It’s the super Frank Lampard,
And hes better than Gerrard,
It’s the super, super, super Frank Lampard…

We Want Zola Back lyrics

Gianfranco Zola,
We want him back in blue,
Gianfranco Zola,
We want him back in blue,
Gianfranco Zola,
We want Stevie Clarke too!

Who Let The Drogs Out lyrics

Who let the Drogs out,
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo,
Who let the Drogs out,
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo,
Who let the Drogs out,
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo
Who let the Drogs out,
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo..

What’s It Like To S*ag A Sheep lyrics

What’s It Like,
What’s It Like,
What’s It Like To S*ag A Sheep,
What’s It Like To S*ag A Sheep…

What Side Of The Shed lyrics

We’re on the right side,
We’re on the right side,
We’re on the right side of the Shed.

We’re in the middle,
We’re in the middle,
We’re in the middle of the Shed.

We’re on the left side,
We’re on the left side,
We’re on the left side of the Shed.

Who Do We Love lyrics

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Arsenal too,
We hate West Ham United,
But Chelsea we love you…

Walkin down the Fulham Road lyrics

Oh my lads you should of seen ’em runnin,
Asked them why and they replied, the Chelsea boys are comin,
All the lads and lasses …. smiles upon their faces,
Walkin down the Fulham Road ….. to see the HEADHUNTERS!

What The F**King Hell Is That lyrics

What the f**k,
What the f**k,
What the f**king hell is that,
What the f**king hell is that…

We hate Liverpool FC lyrics

We hate Liverpool FC,
They live off their history,
And we couldn’t give a f*** about Stevie G,
Coz JT got the captaincy…

We Saved Your History lyrics

We Saved Your History!
We Saved Your History!
We Saved Your History!
We Saved Your History…

Sung to Liverpool after we beat them 2-0

We Are Blue, We Are White lyrics

We are blue,
We are white,
We are f*cking dynamite,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Wheels On Your House Go Round…. lyrics

The wheels on your house,
Go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
The wheels on your house,
Go round and round,
All day long…

You’re Just A Bunch Of Pikey’s
You’re Just A Bunch Of Pikey’s

We Can See You Sneeking Out lyrics

We can see you sneaking out,
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out..

Who’s That Team

The Shit From Tottenham

The s*it from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope

The s*it from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope

The s*it from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said: ‘f*ck off’

Who’s that team they call the Chelsea

Who’s that team we all adore

We’re the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might

And we’re gonna show the world how to score

Bring on the Tottenham or the Arsenal

Bring on the scousers by the score (by the score)

Barcelona, Real Madrid

Tottenham are a bunch of ****

We Are The Shed End

We are the Shed End

The famous Shed End

For those with blue blood

Inside their veins

Fuck off you tourists

And glory hunters

Til only Chelsea supporters remain

 

We Love You Chelsea

We Love You Chelsea, we do
We Love You Chelsea, we do
We Love You Chelsea, we do
Oh Chelsea we love you!

 

Willian

The shit from Spurs they bought his flight,

but Willian he saw the light,

He got the call from Abramovich and off he went to Stamford Bridge,

He hates Tottenham,

He hates Tottenham,

He hates Tottenham,

and He hates Tottenham

Y IS FOR…

 

You Are My Chelsea lyrics

You are my Chelsea,
My only Chelsea,
You make me happy
When Skies are grey,
You’ll never notice,
How much I love you,
Until you’ve taken my Chelsea away,
La la la la la ooh…

You’re Not Singing Anymore lyrics

You’re not singing,
You’re not singing,
You’re not singing anymore,
You’re not singing anymore…

You Are S*it, You Are S*it lyrics

You are s*it,
You are s*it,
You are s*it,
You are s*it…

Your Support lyrics

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is f*cking s*it,
Your support is f*cking s*it…
(repeated)

You’re Worse Than Sunderland lyrics

You’re worse than Sunderland,
You’re worse than Sunderland,
You’re worse than Sunderland,
You’re worse than Sunderland…

You’re Supposed To Be At Home lyrics

You’re supposed to,
You’re supposed to,
You’re supposed to be at home,
You’re supposed to be at home…

You’re Supposed To Be In Jail lyrics

You’re supposed,
You’re supposed,
You’re supposed to be in jail.
You’re supposed to be in jail…

tune of ( we can see you sneeking out )

You’re Going Home lyrics

You’re going home in a fucking ambulance,
You’re going home in a fucking ambulance,
You’re going home in a fucking ambulance…

You Got Battered lyrics

You got battered,
You got battered,
You got battered in Seville,
You got battered in Seville…

also:
You got battered,
You got battered,
You got battered,
Parson’s Green…

(After getting battered at Parson’s Green)

You Always Win F*ck All lyrics

F*ck all!
You always win f*ck all,
You always win f*ck all,
You always win f*ck all…

You’re Not Fit To Wipe My … lyrics

You’re not fit to,
You’re not fit to,
You’re not fit to wipe my a*se!
You’re not fit to wipe my a*se!

You’re Not Famous Anymore lyrics

You’re not famous,
You’re not famous,
You’re not famous anymore,
You’re not famous anymore…

You’re S*it And You Know You Are lyrics

You’re s*it, and you know you are!
You’re s*it, and you know you are!
You’re s*it, and you know you are!
You’re s*it, and you know you are!

You’Re Gonna Win F*Ck All lyrics

F*ck all!
You’re gonna win f*ck all,
You’re gonna win f*ck all,
You’re gonna win f*ck all…

You Are My Chelsea lyrics

You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You’ll never notice how much I love you,
Please don’t take my Chelsea away…

You Are A Scouser lyrics

You are a scouser,
A thieving scouser,
You’re only happy,
On giro day,
Your Mums out thieving,
Your Dads drug dealing,
Please don’t take my hubcaps away,
lalalala…

You’re Scum lyrics

You’re scum, and you know you are!
You’re scum, and you know you are!
You’re scum, and you know you are!
You’re scum, and you know you are!

You’Ve Never Had A Bath lyrics

You’ve never had a bath,
You’ve never had a bath,
Scouse scum,
Scouse scum,
Too busy eating rats,
And you’ve never had a bath,
You’ve never had a bath…

You’re Not Fit To Referree lyrics

You’re not fit,
You’re not fit,
You’re not fit to referee!
You’re not fit to referee!

You’re Not Very Good lyrics

You’re not very good,
You’re not very good,
You’re not very,
You’re not very,
You’re not very good!

You’re Shish lyrics

You’re Shish,
And you know you are,
You’re Shish,
And you know you are,
You’re Shish,
And you know you are,
You’re Shish,
And you know you are…

Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge

You’re Just A Small Team

You’re just a small team in Putney

Small team in Putney

You’re just a small team in Putney

 

You Only Live Round The Corner

Live round the corner

you only live round the corner

 

Z IS FOR…

 

Zigger Zagger lyrics

Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Ziiiiiigga (oi)
Zaaaaaga (oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Oh when The Blues,
Go steaming in,
Oh when The Blues go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the blues go steamin’ in..

CLASSIC ONE-OFFS

 2-0, We always win 2-0, we always win 2-0!!!

To Middlesbrough fans 26/09/98 after winning the league game 2-0 (following two, 2-0 Cup final wins in the past year)

 “You came all this way and lost.”

To Man Utd fans AT Old Trafford

 Lets all do the Seaman, Lets all do the Seaman!!!

To David Seaman complete with flapping hand gestures in the first match after the infamous Nayim from the half way line goal

 “Sing when it’s snowing, you only sing when it snowing!”

To Tromso fans after the snowy first leg in Europe(06/11/97)

“What’s it like to play on grass!”

Again To Tromso fans (06/11/97)

You’re French and you know you are
You’re French and you know you are
You’re French and you know you are

To FC Brugges fans

 You’ve got your Tottenham back

 

To Spurs fans during the 6-1 away win at White Hart Lane

 

 “Are you Tottenham in disguise”

 

Again to Spurs fans during the famous 6-1 away win

 

 “Normal service, normal service, normal service is resumed”

 

During the 4-0 away win at Spurs a week after they had won against us in the League Cup for the first time in 30 odd games

 

 “Your going home in a combine harvester”

To Bristol City

 “Is your tractor parked outside?”

To Ipswich