Date: 30th August 2019 at 8:37am
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Welcome to my Chelsea song book, a collection of some of the w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ best chants that never made it to the terraces of Stamford Bridge:

Sing-a-long if you know the words;

Mateo Kovacic- to then tune of ‘let it be’ by the Beatles

When Barkley’s tired and weary and you need some fresh legs on the pitch 

Turn and you will find him- Kovacic. 

Kovacic, Kovacic, Kovacic, oh Kovacic.

Turn and you will find him

Kovacic

Eden Hazard- to the tune of ‘Candle in the wind’ by Elton John

Goodbye Belgian’s rose

May you ever grow in our hearts

You were the grace that placed itself

When our team was torn apart

You called out to your team-mates

And you whispered to those in pain

Now you belong to Real Madrid

And the stars spell out your name

And it seems to me you lived your life

Like Chelsea’s number 10

Never knowing who to sign for

When your contract ends

And I would have liked to have kept you 

At Stamford Bridge

Your contract ran out long before

Your legend ever did

The Premier League was tough

The toughest role you ever played

Chelsea created a superstar

And pain was the price you paid

Even when you signed

Oh the press still hounded you

All the papers had to say

Was that Sarri gave team-talks in the nude

And it seems to me you lived your life

Like Chelsea’s number 10

Never knowing who to sign for

When your contract ends

And I would have liked to have kept you 

At Stamford Bridge

Your contract ran out long before

Your legend ever did

Jorginho- to the tune of ‘Friday I’m in love’ by The Cure

I don’t care what City do.

Tammy’s great and Mason too.

Luiz I don’t care about you

It’s Jorginho I’m in love

Christian Pulisic- to the tune of ‘American Boy’ by Estelle ft Kanye West

Take me to the Bridge, I’d love to see you play. 

Put him in the pitch, so he can score today 

I really want to, win trophies with you. 

You’ll be my American boy, American boy

N’Golo Kante- to the tune ‘I would walk 500 miles’ by the Proclaimers

And I would run 500 miles 

And I would run 500 more 

Just to be that man 

To close down the opposition back four 

NGOLO KANTE 

NGOLO KANTE 

Nananananananananannanana

What’s your new favourite Chelsea chant of all time? Let me know and share yours!