Date: 7th July 2020 at 7:43am
Written by:

Chidge & Kiddo & Fellow Lords of Stamford Bridge:

Nike should be brought to account for crimes against football.  What is this new kit about?  

Everybody knows the 1970 kit was the best.  Its a classic.  Yet Nike’s Chelsea kits get uglier each season.  

I think a Spurs or Arsenal mole is on the design team deliberately sabotaging the Chelsea aesthetic.  

If I was King Overlord of English Football, I would nationalize Umbro & reinstate them as the one & only kit maker.  

Umbro never took the piss with their kits, except during those few dodgy “Shark’s Tooth” design years in the 90s.

Are you with me lads?  Lets gather the angry villagers and storm the ramparts.