Chidge & Kiddo & Fellow Lords of Stamford Bridge:
Everybody knows the 1970 kit was the best. Its a classic. Yet Nike’s Chelsea kits get uglier each season.
If I was King Overlord of English Football, I would nationalize Umbro & reinstate them as the one & only kit maker.
Umbro never took the piss with their kits, except during those few dodgy “Shark’s Tooth” design years in the 90s.
Are you with me lads? Lets gather the angry villagers and storm the ramparts.