Welcome to my Chelsea song book, a collection of some of the w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ best chants that never made it to the terraces of Stamford Bridge:
Sing-a-long if you know the words;
Mateo Kovacic- to then tune of ‘let it be’ by the Beatles
When Barkley’s tired and weary and you need some fresh legs on the pitch
Turn and you will find him- Kovacic.
Kovacic, Kovacic, Kovacic, oh Kovacic.
Turn and you will find him
Kovacic
Eden Hazard- to the tune of ‘Candle in the wind’ by Elton John
Goodbye Belgian’s rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
When our team was torn apart
You called out to your team-mates
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to Real Madrid
And the stars spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Chelsea’s number 10
Never knowing who to sign for
When your contract ends
And I would have liked to have kept you
At Stamford Bridge
Your contract ran out long before
Your legend ever did
The Premier League was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Chelsea created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you signed
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Sarri gave team-talks in the nude
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Chelsea’s number 10
Never knowing who to sign for
When your contract ends
And I would have liked to have kept you
At Stamford Bridge
Your contract ran out long before
Your legend ever did
Jorginho- to the tune of ‘Friday I’m in love’ by The Cure
I don’t care what City do.
Tammy’s great and Mason too.
Luiz I don’t care about you
It’s Jorginho I’m in love
Christian Pulisic- to the tune of ‘American Boy’ by Estelle ft Kanye West
Take me to the Bridge, I’d love to see you play.
Put him in the pitch, so he can score today
I really want to, win trophies with you.
You’ll be my American boy, American boy
N’Golo Kante- to the tune ‘I would walk 500 miles’ by the Proclaimers
And I would run 500 miles
And I would run 500 more
Just to be that man
To close down the opposition back four
NGOLO KANTE
NGOLO KANTE
Nananananananananannanana
What’s your new favourite Chelsea chant of all time? Let me know and share yours!